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OHI Guy By Marrianne Bacon Copyrighted 2001 |
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He's got a little alfalfa caught right between his teeth He'd got a little green mustache from drinking to much wheat - grass He walks a little funny from morning abuse But he's feeling much healthier since he cut loose From meat and potatoes and coffee in his cup Cream and sugar - he gave it all up He's an OHI guy, you can see it in his face He looks a little spacey But he's feeling really great. She's got a dab of avocado right behind her ear She's got cucumber eyes and beet cheek smear She can wrangle a hose, like a cowgirl in a pen She can rustle up an implant and hold the dern thing in For ten whole minutes and go another round She meditates, she breathes real great, she's got the program down She's an OHI gal, you can see it in her smile She's looking real peaceful But she feels a little wild. OHI Guy and OHI Gal Walking on down the OHI trail And with all this wisdom they've learned one thing more Never tell the neighbors what you do behind closed doors She's got a little green mustache just like her dad's She's been juicing wheatgrass for all the dogs and cats They've got lots of friends, folks just come around Since word's got out 'bout the best garden in town With organic broccoli and carrots in a row And everyone inquires about the wheatgrass that they grow They're an OHI family you can see it in their style They're always looking younger And they always have a smile. OHI Guy and OHI Gal Walking on down the OHI trail And with all this wisdom they've learned one thing more Never tell the neighbors what you do behind closed doors |