OHI Guy
By Marrianne Bacon
Copyrighted 2001
 
I play this in the key of G
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He's got a little alfalfa caught right between his teeth
He'd got a little green mustache from drinking to much wheat - grass
He walks a little funny from morning abuse
But he's feeling much healthier since he cut loose
From meat and potatoes and coffee in his cup
Cream and sugar - he gave it all up
He's an OHI guy, you can see it in his face
He looks a little spacey
But he's feeling really great.

She's got a dab of avocado right behind her ear
She's got cucumber eyes and beet cheek smear
She can wrangle a hose, like a cowgirl in a pen
She can rustle up an implant and hold the dern thing in
For ten whole minutes and go another round
She meditates, she breathes real great, she's got the program down
She's an OHI gal, you can see it in her smile
She's looking real peaceful
But she feels a little wild.

OHI Guy and OHI Gal
Walking on down the OHI trail
And with all this wisdom they've learned one thing more
Never tell the neighbors what you do behind closed doors

She's got a little green mustache just like her dad's
She's been juicing wheatgrass for all the dogs and cats
They've got lots of friends, folks just come around
Since word's got out 'bout the best garden in town
With organic broccoli and carrots in a row
And everyone inquires about the wheatgrass that they grow
They're an OHI family you can see it in their style
They're always looking younger
And they always have a smile.

OHI Guy and OHI Gal
Walking on down the OHI trail
And with all this wisdom they've learned one thing more
Never tell the neighbors what you do behind closed doors